- Ron Paul is still a genius, his supporters are still fucking CRAZY.
- Mike Gravel has sexy elbows.
- Hillary equals change. Change equals Hillary. Therefore, Bill Clinton looks like Bob Barker.
- Barack: T-Mobile called. They want Barkley back. Seriously dude.
- To All Conservatives: What did ever happen to that whole government,-keep-out thing? (See Ron Paul.)
- John Edwards: Bye.
Okay. I'm done. And bored. Time to drink.