Wednesday, July 11, 2007

YouChoose Roundup

  • Ron Paul is still a genius, his supporters are still fucking CRAZY.
  • Mike Gravel has sexy elbows.
  • Hillary equals change. Change equals Hillary. Therefore, Bill Clinton looks like Bob Barker.
  • Barack: T-Mobile called. They want Barkley back. Seriously dude.
  • To All Conservatives: What did ever happen to that whole government,-keep-out thing? (See Ron Paul.)
  • John Edwards: Bye.

Okay. I'm done. And bored. Time to drink.

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