YouChoose Roundup

• John Edwards: Stop trying to make HAIR happen.
• Dennis Kucinich: I like you, but why would you remind us that you're friggin 90? BTW, I like that you still wear that suit.
  
• Barack Obama: Hip-Hop still scares voting-age white folk. Just sayin.
• John McCain: Oh wait, nevermind. I forgot that we don't talk about you anymore.
• Joe Biden: If you're gonna do David Letterman, go for the LOLs! But good job.
• Rudy Giuliani: Congratulations. You sold out a coffeehouse. PS, can someone please tell me a) where South Carolina is and b) is that where DELIVERANCE took place?
• Mike Huckabee: Contrary to popular belief, some us are, in fact, descended from monkeys. Why is that so bad?