Democratic Candidates Debate Highlights

Highlights and Funnies as they come in:

*BIDEN: REPUBLICANS WISHING FOR CLINTON ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE

*CLINTON: PUBLIC INVISIBLE TO WHITE HOUSE AND CORPORATE AMERICA

*CLINTON: WALMART A MIXED BLESSING

*EDWARDS: [LONG PAUSE] CAN'T IDENTIFY MORAL LEADER. OH, LORD, WIFE, FATHER

*GRAVEL: USA BIGGEST VIOLATOR OF NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION TREATY

*OBAMA: WAR WITH IRAN IS A MISTAKE, BUT NUCLEAR IRAN IS MAJOR THREAT

*KUCINICH: MOVE AWAY FROM GLOBAL WARMING AND GLOBAL WARRING [witty, right?]

*OBAMA: ON TERRORISM, INFRASTRUCTURE MUST BE DISMANTLED

*OBAMA: INSTALLING LONGER LASTING LIGHT BULBS TO SAVE THE WORLD

*GRAVEL: WE WILL BE AS SUCCESSFUL FIGHTING TERRORISM WITH WAR AS FIGHTING DRUGS. IT DOESN'T WORK

*RICHARDSON: PLAN FOR POST CASTRO CUBA- REEVALUATE EMBARGO, DEMOCRACY

*BIDEN: INVEST IN LITHIUM BATTER TECHNOLOGY FOR CARS

*DODD: SUPPORTS CIVIL UNIONS. DOES NOT SUPPORT SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

*KUCINICH: CHENEY HAS VIOLATED CONSTITUTION

*NO CANDIDATES WOULD BACK KUCINICH'S CAMPAIGN TO IMPEACH CHENEY

*CLINTON: WE SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING FOR OTHER FIGHTS

*KUCINICH "THIS ISN'T AMERICAN IDOL HERE"

*GRAVEL: CLINTON, OBAMA MOST LIKELY TO USE NUKES PREEMPTIVELY

*EDWARDS, VACUOUS AS ALWAYS

*CLINTON: KEEP GUNS OUT OF THE HANDS OF CRIMINALS AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE

*BIDEN: NORTH KOREA BIGGEST THREAT TO US

*EDWARDS: "RUSSIA AN AUTOCRACY UNDER PUTIN"

*RICHARDSON: AMERICANS DON'T CARE ABOUT AFRICA

*KUCINICH: GLOBAL WAR ON TERROR IS JUST A PRETEXT

*KUCINICH: WILL BRING ISRAELIS AND PALESTINIANS TOGETHER


THAT'S ALL FOLKS, STAY TUNED FOR REPUBLICAN DEBATE NEXT WEEK