Wednesday, January 30, 2008
I eat crow.
Alright, I'm finally ready to apologize to John McCain for kicking him out of the presidential race all that time ago. (See my John McCain Retrospective.) So, Mr. McCain. I'm sorry. You were right, and I was wrong. When I said that thing about 'Nam vets not knowing the meaning of "exit strategy," well, I guess I was right about that. But I was wrong in that it actually paid off for you. Also, I'm sorry for saying that your only future is NASCAR commercials. Oh, and I'm sorry for saying that thing about how watching your YouTube videos makes people dumber. And for calling you John "I-lived-in-a-cage-but-now-crack-bad-jokes" McCain. Ya. Especially sorry for that last thing. That wasn't nice. And I'm not just saying this because you're gonna be the next president since you're the only white male left in the race. I genuinely mean it. Sorry. Okay. I feel better now.