CNN: BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton is willing to take the vice presidential slot on a Barack Obama presidential ticket, New York lawmakers tell CNN.
AP: Clinton says she's open to being Obama's VP
AP: AP tally: Obama effectively clinches nomination
POLITICO: Obama readies for nod while Clinton eyes exit
REUTERS: Clinton campaign says not conceding as race nears end
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